The baby has been kicking and moving A LOT lately! In the car yesterday, I would have to occasionally grunt from the minor shock and pain from her precise aim to my inner organs. I said to Brad, "I wish we could trade places for one day, just so you could feel what it's like to have a baby rolling around inside." AND HE SAID.... "I had some gas yesterday that might come close."
Um. No.
Did that gas cause you to gain 45 extra pounds, making you unrecognizable to your former friends?
Did that gas make your boobs tender and your feet swell?
Did the gas grow so big that your lungs were pushed into your shoulders?
Did those gas bubbles do gymnastics on your bladder, causing uncontrollable leakage in the most inconvenient of times and places?
Did that gas actually stay in your body for 10 months? (yes, ten, not nine.)
And did the gas eventually leave your body?
Yes, I think it did, but we won't go there with comparisons now, will we?
Um. No.
