- M. locks herself in the bathroom every day. Yes, every. day. The toilet is her stage. She stands on it singing "Tomorrow" at the top of her lungs. She is actually a smart musician, knowing that the acoustics are better in there. I give her that.
- By the way, when I asked her to open the door, her response was: "I can't. It's too locked." So I guess there are variations on just how locked a door can be! I never knew that.
- M. "painted" the bathroom sink and toilet with an entire tube of toothpaste.
- M. called her daddy "Daddy Warbucks" and insisted that he call her "Annie"!
- M. "cleaned" the kitchen floor and dining table chairs with Mommy's favorite Bath & Body Works fruity hand soap.
- M. "fed" the dog an entire container of Cheerios. (Fun fact: Cheerios make dogs gaseous.)
- M. says "That's enough talking now." when clearly what you're saying is uninteresting, insignificant or even limiting to her independence. Yikes.
- M. also says "I need some lovins." which means she wants to stand on the coffee table and JUMP into my lap for a hug. A simple hug would just not do. This mom is happy to oblige.
Happy birthday to my sweet happy princess!
